We are Happy to announce our unique 2018 resolutions list!
- Win Lottery – or start playing lottery to have a chance of winning. Today.
- Create your own lottery syndicate – you just need to find some friends. Do your search in a culinary lesson or (OMG) you need to subscribe yourself to a GYM.
- Write everything you did last night and just add the word “stop” at the beginning of every sentence.
- Eat Healthier : Pizza it’s not a healthy choice – but you can start adding in your dietary plan around 2nd week of January.
- New Year New You – even though you are just 3 stamps away from the “FreeMeal” in your Neighbourhood burger Joint.
- Be strong – Don’t “immediately” break your resolution list. In a bathroom. Of a random Mc Donalds. Today.
- Do your research and find an innovative way to squeeze a 4th and a 5th meal into your day.
- Try to worry less – fill your time with “OH MY GOSH WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW”.
- Quit your job – do your own startup – fail – than come back to work – by the end of 2018.
- Invent donuts without calories!
- Pet more dogs. All the time.
- Dream More – not during working hours.
- Be productive – Check your social accounts only 125 times instead of 826 times per day.
- Spend more time with your friends. Imaginary friends don’t count.
- Download a Health app – don’t delete the health app during the year ahead.
- Learn the difference between being bored and being hungry.
- Win the lottery and retire!
- Remember to write 2018 instead of 2017.
Always remember to check your winnings & play Powerball
Happy New Year Everyone!